ITALIAN SONG PLAYS
FLIES BUZZING
SPEAKS PRAYER IN LATIN
SUREE SOBS
BELARDO: Why were you crying?
My sister is dying.
Where is your sister? - At home, in Sri Lanka.
What's wrong with her?
She's dying.
Have you gone to see her? - I don't have the courage.
Why did you become a nun?
I met the Lord.
Where? - In a bar.
I was poor.
A drunk German came up to me and said, "God helps the poor."
Are you strong? - I do my best.
But I'm little. - You must be strong, for your sister.
I shall be. - And pray. Pray till you can't pray any more.
I always do.
And if your sister were to die, would you go to Sri Lanka for the funeral?
No. - Why not?
Because when I go home
I'm overcome with such terrible memories
that I end up doubting whether God exists.
And I don't want to doubt whether God exists.
You're not the only one who doubts.
STATIC SOUND
Excuse me? - I said I understand.
All right, that's enough.
VOIELLO: Would Young Esther like an espresso?
Are you sure?
I even arranged to buy some cane sugar.
I know that you young people go crazy over cane sugar.
Let's come to the point, Estherina.
First of all, you should stay calm
and rest assured that we only want what's best for you.
We are your friends.
Now, I've come upon this report
of which only the people in this room
are aware.
I'm pleased to tell you
that you had an extramarital relationship with Valente
the pope's assistant.
You understand without being told
that this is an awkward matter.
Because of the rank of the people involved.
Because of the fear of gossip.
Because of how badly this might disappoint the Pope
Because of the terrible repercussions that might ensue
if news of this matter were to get out.
Shouting, dramatic scenes, transfers...
...firings. And of course it's especially embarrassing in moral terms:
Catholics united in holy matrimony
swear to be faithful to their spouses.
You have sinned, Esther.
We know and we understand that this was a moment of weakness.
ESTHER SOBS - It happens.
As a boy, whenever Napoli, my favourite soccer team
was in serious trouble
don't you think I found myself being a little sympathetic toward Avellino?
Yes I did.
In your sin we don't detect the marks of unbridled lust
but the fact remains that the act you committed
was gravely wrong.
Very gravely wrong.
BILLIARD BALL CLICKS
Fine. Now
I'm ready to guarantee that not a word
of that disagreeable episode will ever leave this room.
And what do you guarantee me in return?
Don't worry.
It's me.
Voiello.
ESTHER: Why does sin bring sorrow?
Why does sin bring starvation?
Why does sin bring arrogance?
Why does sin bring coercion?
BELARDO: You remind me of my first and only girlfriend, Esther.
Only you're much prettier.
One should be neither ashamed nor proud of one's beauty.
Because God asks us to rejoice in it.
BELL TOLLS
Do you rejoice in your beauty?
I'll bet that you don't let your husband rejoice in your beauty either.
I think that's a mistake.
The punishment of God is never over beauty. Never!
Now tell me what your problem is?
Then I'll do it for you.
Esther, is a fervent Roman Catholic woman
who is happily married to Peter and childless.
She enjoys spending her mornings roller skating with the children of the other Swiss Guards.
But it's not roller skating that Esther loves.
She loves what she can't have.
You ask me what my problem is
but you already know because you are so profound.
I'm not profound, I'm presumptuous.
What matters is that you talk about your problem.
Yes, Holy Father...
...I'm sterile.
And Peter is sterile, too.
I'd like to listen to a child's voice.
BELARDO: Pray to Mary, our Mother of miracles, who intercedes for us.
She knows what to do.
AMATUCCI: Pray to Mary
our Mother of miracles
who intercedes for us.
She knows what to do.
My sister is dead, Holy Father.
Let's pray for her.
I'd like to go to Sri Lanka for her funeral.
Don't go chasing the dead, Suree
or else the dead will chase after you.
BABY CRIES
HE HUFFS
Elena.
She takes after you.
Vis baptizare
Elena, ego te baptizo
in nomine Patris
et Filii
et Spiritus Sancti.
GUTIERREZ: Allegra.
She takes after you.
Ego te baptizo, in nomine Patris
et Filii
BABY CRIES
et Spiritus Sancti.
GUTIERREZ: Aida.
BABY CRIES
She takes after you.
Yes, it's perfectly clear she is been adopted but this doesn't change a thing
She still takes after you.
Carolus.
Holy Father, I beg your pardon
I really had no idea I was in the men's bathroom.
Actually, this is neither the men's bathroom nor the women's.
This is the Pope's bathroom. - I'm so sorry.
Do you mind if I finish applying my lipstick?
Even if I did mind, a woman like yourself
would find a way to go on applying it anyway.
So please, go right ahead.
You know women, Holy Father!
Mmm... That's a reckless statement, Signora.
SHE LAUGHS
Come take a look.
BELARDO: Who is that man who has caught the interest of half the curia?
SOFIA: The personal assistant to the prime minister of Greenland.
Is he gay?
Openly so.
And that woman is the prime minister?
SOFIA: That's right.
SOFIA: And she has an audience with you, Holy Father.
Doesn't that strike you as odd?
SOFIA: What, Your Holiness?
BELARDO: After all, wouldn't etiquette require that we entertain
the prime minister, not her assistant?
SOFIA: The Cardinal Secretary of State is entertaining her.
BELARDO: What about the fact that such a sizable group of men
have eyes only for a handsome man
and pay no attention to such stunning feminine beauty?
Holy Father...
I know exactly how to answer that question.
How?
With silence.
Why?
Because you should never stick your nose into other people's business.
Especially not in the Vatican.
The prime minister of Greenland is waiting for you.
HE SIGHS
BELL TOLLS
I know.
I'm incredibly handsome
but please, let's try to forget about that.
What have you brought for me?
The best our country has to offer, Holy Father.
This is the largest halibut caught in all of Greenland last week.
This is very good poached in a light broth, just like pezzogna.
Pezzogna?
Sea bass.
And this is a beautiful song by an Italian singer
who is pretty popular in our country.
She is called Nada and the song is entitled "Senza un perché".
Thank you.
BELARDO: This is from me, for you.
Thank you, Holy Father. It's... wonderful.
Holy Father...
First of all, I bring you the greetings of the Catholic community of Nuuk, in Greenland.
Yes, I know all about Nuuk.
It's a small Catholic community that you have, in Greenland, am I right?
Yes, you are.
The predominant faith in Greenland is evangelical Lutheran.
And you have a female bishop, if I'm not wrong.
Exactly.
Sofia Petersen, an estimable woman.
All bishops are estimable.
Did you know that Pope Pasquale II appointed the first bishop to Greenland;
a place that, as you know very well, is technically part of North America -
four full centuries before Christopher Columbus?
I do know that, Holy Father.
The Catholic church was the first to arrive in Greenland.
But it's not always the case that the first to arrive remains first.
I agree, Holy Father.
In Greenland, we Catholics are like the native Americans.
We got there first and then we were confined to reservations.
I agree, Holy Father.
You are a woman who tends to agree.
Oh, don't worry, Madame Prime Minister.
I'm not asking you for anything for our small community in Greenland.
I just wanted to remind you that we Catholics were there first.
Everyone else is a guest.
I don't want you to forget that.
I won't, Holy Father.
Very good!
Now, I ask you, please satisfy my morbid curiosity:
since your country never thaws
I have to wonder...
what's under all that ice?
The experts believe that Greenland is not an island, but an archipelago of islands.
But that's strictly a matter of supposition.
As you say: the country never thaws and no one can see what's under there.
I think the experts are wrong.
Really, Holy Father? - Yes.
Under all that ice...
could be God.
WHEELS RATTLE
"SENZA UN PERCHÉ" PLAYS
Gratia plena.
Dominus tecum
benedicta tu in mulieribus
et benedictus fructus ventris tui, lesus.
Sancta Maria, mater Dei
ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae.
Amen.
BELARDO AND ESTHER: Ave Maria
gratia plena
Dominus tecum
benedicta tu in mulieribus
et benedictus fructus ventris tui, lesus.
Sancta Maria, mater Dei
ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae.
Amen.
HELICOPTER HOVERING
Holy Father.
Would you teach me to pray?
BELARDO: Start praying aloud.
Let me see how you do it.
Blessed Virgin Mary...
give me the grace of becoming pregnant.
Prayer shouldn't be a list of requests, Esther
it should be an occasion for understanding.
While we pray, we reflect
in the most elevated way we can
so that someone can whisper thoughts into our ears.
We call that someone God.
Or, in the present case, the Madonna of Lourdes.
Alright.
Then let me try again.
Blessed Virgin Mary
God does not punish beauty, as a person who is very dear to You once told me.
That phrase opened my eyes.
And...
it made me understand that perhaps, by making a gift of beauty
I might perhaps receive some in return.
And what if making a gift of my beauty meant
receiving the beauty that I so desire?
The beauty of a new life, of a little child?
Yes, now you're praying.
What if it was
an intolerable burden to me to donate my beauty to the person I promised
to love in sickness and in health?
What if...
I wanted to donate my beauty somewhere else?
If you give your beauty elsewhere, you would not receive the beauty of a new life
but only sorrow
and the unbearable burden of guilt.
You know, Esther, Spinoza set us the most daunting challenge of them all.
He said:
"He that loves God...
does not demand that God should love us in return."
I don't understand.
BELARDO: I know.
But in time you will.
ESTHER: Holy Father...
the truth is...
I know to whom I'd like to donate my beauty.
I'd like... - Now, Esther, continue to pray in your head.
There are certain secrets you must share only with God.
SUREE SOBS
BELARDO: Stop crying, Suree!
That's enough!
Believers don't cry!
That's not right!
It's time we stop crying at funerals.
SHE SOBS
You don't believe!
Suree, you don't believe!
Holy Father
I brought you a gift to improve our relationship a little.
Thanks.
These are supposed to be worse for you than real cigarettes.
I was told that they're good for you.
It doesn't matter.
It's a substitute for the real thing.
What I want, always, is the whole truth.
Then you've come to the wrong place.
Holy Father
don't call me repetitive
but when is your speech to the cardinals going to take place?
In due time. - Yes, but when?
You really don't understand, do you?
VOIELLO: What am I supposed to understand?
That I'm creating. - What are you creating?
Anticipation.
Holy Father, shall we look into the Kurtwell case a little?
Your Eminence, the answer is yes.
I want to look into the Kurtwell case
but from a broader point of view.
The individual case is always an indicator of a larger issue.
I agree.
Let's pursue all the cases of pedophilia that are infesting our church.
Let's widen the circle.
Let's prosecute all the cases of homosexuality that are infesting our church.
Let's root out all the homosexuals
and expel them and prevent any new gay priests from entering our church.
Let's do it for real
without exceptions and without hypocrisy.
Holy Father
pedophilia and homosexuality are two very different things.
Two very different things that are both equally unacceptable to the Catholic church.
It would be a war that would leave the ground littered with corpses, Holy Father.
Do you want to know how many corpses would litter the ground?
Two thirds of the clergy.
Then...
what becomes of Mother Church's capacity for forgiveness?
Our abuse of forgiveness... We've become a laughing stock, Your Eminence.
As unreliable as some miserable little third-world country.
With your methods, on the other hand
we're likely to become as reliable as, say, North Korea.
No.
Do you wanna know what the difference is?
We don't imprison ours, we set them free.
We pardon every one of them
but one second later we kick them out the door.
Alright, Holy Father, as you command.
I have a question for you.
Holy Father
I have a great many shortcomings
but there can be no doubt about my heterosexuality.
Even if I can't bring you any direct testimony on the matter.
BELARDO: That wasn't the question. - Oh, sorry.
What was the question?
BELARDO: Would you tell me about your calling?
Holy Father
I'll tell you the truth.
If you expect me to tell you a tale of blinding illuminations
or dazzling conversions
you're going to be disappointed.
Quite simply, I had a predisposition.
A predisposition to become a priest
the way others have one to become a painter or a cricket player.
What about you, Your Holiness?
VOIELLO: It's for you.
Holy Christ!
If only I were!
How did you get in here?
VOIELLO: With a duplicate of your keys.
ESTHER: Now what do you want?
Everything you were supposed to do but haven't done yet.
I've tried.
But it's impossible.
That gentleman is the Pope
he's the man of the greatest virtue and rectitude on the planet
and I've never been much of a seductress myself.
Neither was the Virgin Mary.
But that didn't keep her from becoming
the most attractive and desired woman on earth.
But I'm just a good Catholic girl.
Good Catholic girls, especially the married ones
don't cheat on their husbands.
But I didn't come here to threaten you
nor to remind you of your sins.
You are an intelligent woman and you should know.
What should I know?
That you're beautiful, you're attractive, and the Pope has a particular interest in you.
He only cares about my sorrow.
Peter and I can't have children.
That's not the way it is.
What I'm about to tell you is confidential, eternally so...
Esther...
the Holy Father's faith isn't as solid as we like to think.
What are you saying? - I insist!
Moreover, he's had dozens of girlfriends.
He's a loose man.
Your job is to seduce the Holy Father.
We will take care of everything else.
I wouldn't know how to go about it.
And I don't want to wind up tangled
in a public scandal that would ruin my life. - Silly girl!
There won't be any public scandal.
All that's needed is the threat of scandal to turn things around.
What things?
The Holy Father intends to issue new measures
that could lead irreversibly to the extinction of the church.
Do you understand what vastly significant stakes we're talking about?
Me, you, all of us have the sacrosanct duty to stop him
in God's name.
But I could try to talk to him. He respects me.
VOIELLO GIGGLES
VOIELLO: Sorry
I was about to laugh, but I stopped myself
because I have a certain class.
We seriously doubt that Pius XIII even respects God.
You don't know him at all.
He's an extraordinary person.
That's why you are so seductive, Esther.
Because you don't know a thing.
Now, go and seduce him.
SHE SIGHS
I don't want to sin anymore.
If only that were possible, Esther. If only.
Jump.
Something odd has been happening in the last few hours.
BELARDO: Let's hear it.
During confession, for reasons that escape me
people have suddenly started recounting their exploits with women
offering up the most intimate, embarrassing details.
Strange, isn't it?
Someone must been spreading a rumor that the Pope is out to punish the homosexuals.
DON TOMMASO CHUCKLES - Oh, yes.
DON TOMMASO: The famous calumnies of our little state.
What if they weren't calumnies?
Goodnight, Holy Father.
Let's go in the bedroom.
PETER: No.
Where?
Here.
Alright.
SHE MOANS
THEY MOAN
ESTHER PANTS
Virgin Mary, Mother of God
Peter's successor has a specific grace to ask of You.
Now, right now, those two young people in their home, Peter and Esther
have only one wish. You must grant it to them.
You must.
SHE MOANS - You must.
You must.
Please, you must.
PETER GRUNTS
Amen.
SNORING
GUTIERREZ: They're taking their afternoon nap.
The fat one is snoring.
GUTIERREZ: Yes...
...she is Mother Letizia.
She's the metronome of sleep.
BELARDO: I've made an important decision.
GUTIERREZ: What?
You will go to New York to investigate the Kurtwell case.
Why do you want to punish me, Holy Father?
This is no punishment, this is a promotion.
I trust you.
Holy Father, spare me.
I'm a modest, limited man, believe me.
The Kurtwell case is something far too big for me
beyond my scope.
Quit selling yourself short. You're going to New York.
You'll investigate.
You'll gather the necessary evidence, and you'll put Kurtwell into my hands.
My papacy won't let the harm done to even a single child
slip away into indifference.
And you will help me, because I trust you.
Blindly!
Holy Father
I am a recluse.
I only know how to live inside these walls.
In all these years, I've left here only twice
both times to go to the hospital.
I don't know how to cross the street.
I don't know how to get a hotel room.
I don't know how to order a meal in a restaurant.
I'm like those canaries in cages.
If you free them
they die.
BELARDO: You're afraid.
I was afraid too
before I accepted my destiny.
as head of the church.
How do you overcome fear?
By giving in to the complex and unfathomable architecture that God
has designed for us.
BELLS TOLLS
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